Bulbari Beauty Cream

Bulbari Beauty Cream
Type	Side
Daily	No
Class	[[{{{class}}}]]
Act	Act , Chapter
Level	{{{level}}}
Preceded by	[[]]
Followed by	[[]]
Given by	Rufen
Starts in	The Stumpyards
Also occurs in	{{{locations}}}
Ends in	The Stumpyards
Turn in to	Rufen
Rewards	{{{rewards}}}
Rewards	600 XP 15
Optional Rewards
Premium Level	{{{plvl}}}
Duration	{{{duration}}}

Objectives

1. Talk to Rufen
2. Gather Bulbari Excrement (0/5)
3. Dump the Excrement into the Blue Jar
4. Bake the Blue Jar at the Kiln and deliver it to Rufen

Dialogue

1. Talk to Rufen

"People in this town are so worried about the mental damage caused by the Wraithbloom poisoning that they're missing the real problem. I'm talking about "Wraithbloom face." It causes your face to break out, your eyebrows to discolor, and wrinkles all over the place. I've seen perfect 10's get kidnapped and when they come back... They're 6's at best. The horror! (Brain damage is on the inside. But if your face gets damaged, everyone can see it. It's definitely worse.) Something must be done or there won't be a single hottie left in the village. The shortsighted fools in the guards won't help me. It's up to us now. Luckily, my mama was an expert in restoring and preserving beauty. I was looking through her things and found an old recipe that is said to restore youthful, vibrant appearance after even the worst trauma. (Oh mama, maybe it's for the best that you aren't alive to see so many barf-faces out in public.) Okay. So the first step is to get a bunch of Bulbari excrement."

What?

"Excrement. Like poop. Anyway, after that you've got to get it really hot and then mix it with two cups of water and apply liberally. What are you looking at me like that for? Go! Quickly!"

2. Gather Bulbari Excrement (0/5)

3. Dump the Excrement into the Blue Jar

4. Bake the Blue Jar at the Kiln and deliver it to Rufen

"We've done it, hero. We've saved Oakshade's hotness level. Without your help, we'd be just as bad as those pigs in Hogshead or those sunburnt beach bums in Bamboo Village. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be applying some of this to my face. I don't have Wraithbloom poisoning, but you really can't be too careful. (It's too bad my good looks are too intimidating none of the village girls feel adequate enough to go out with me.)"